2026年1月21日 星期三

滅絕師太3 Miejue Abbess 3

滅絕師 3

 

阿牛在行走江湖期間,看多了華山派私設刑堂,羅織入罪,

便一再表明自己不是、更不屑是華山派的門徒,

沒吃過華山派的食物,

不要為了華山派沒劍可使,就找阿牛的麻煩,

 

但這公公型的滅絕師太,已經是山頭的大王,靠嘴巴判生判死早已無敵手,更何況打手無數,

所謂正義,不過是順我者生、逆我者亡

反正我們華山大會就是刑堂,法院,你耐我何?

 

阿牛年輕的時候,看過一位劍術高手,只因為他有劍,而且受老江湖規則約制,慘遭華山大會圍毆,


那時候阿牛年輕,沒出手相助,一股恥辱直鬱悶在心裡,


如今阿牛已不是當年的阿牛,

華山大會還要羞辱阿牛,阿牛會行使自己的權利到底。

 

阿牛千真萬確的記得,劍譜上明明寫著,如果認為這個劍譜有問題,


應該提出更好的劍譜來,讓大家知道你的劍譜是優秀的,

 

阿牛的劍,華山派也找不出哪裡出了問題?

 

反而,轉身不敢見人的叫罵,

言之鑿鑿的說:

他們親眼看見阿牛做了什麼歹事,哈哈😄

 

而阿牛他們連看過、照面過都沒有,怎可能親眼看過?

 

這私設刑堂、法院,也該申請一下電燈吧!

 

在暗黑中宣判別人有罪,死不承認,還硬要說自己證據已經齊全,滑天下大

強硬要把阿牛列入華山派的門徒去管理,

這等天堂、地獄直接開在公公家便可,

不要到處行使公公權勢,宣稱你有判誰該去天堂與地獄的權利。

令人不齒。

半寄


Miejue Abbess 3

During his travels in the martial world, A-Niu had seen far too much of the Huashan Sect’s privately run tribunals—

kangaroo courts that fabricated charges at will.

Time and again, he made it clear that he was not a disciple of Huashan,

had never eaten their food,

and that they should not harass him simply because Huashan had no swords to wield.

 

But this eunuch-like Miejue Abbess had long since crowned herself king of the mountain.

With nothing but her tongue, she could decide who lived and who died—unmatched,

not to mention the countless enforcers at her command.

To her, “justice” meant only one thing:

those who obey survive; those who resist perish.

After all, the Huashan Assembly itself was the tribunal, the court.

What could anyone do about it?

When A Niu was young, he once saw a master swordsman.

Just because the man carried a sword and was bound by old martial rules, he was surrounded and beaten at the Huashan Assembly.

At that time, A Niu was young and did not step in to help.

The shame stayed in his heart for many years.

 

Now A Niu is no longer the person he used to be.

If the Huashan Assembly dares to humiliate him again,

Niu will stand up and fully exercise his own rights.

 

A-Niu clearly remembered that the sword manual said:

if you believe a manual is wrong,

you should present a better one,

so others can judge which is truly superior.

 

Yet the Huashan Sect could not identify any problem with A-Niu’s sword.

 

Instead, they turned away and hurled unseen curses, confidently claiming:

We saw with our own eyes the evil deeds A-Niucommitted!”

Haha 😄

 

But A-Niu and his companions had never even met them—

how could they possibly have seen anything with their own eyes?

 

This kind of private court should at least install some lights.

They judge people in the dark,

never admit their mistakes,

and still claim their evidence is complete—

it is completely ridiculous.

 

They even tried to forcibly list A-Niu as a disciple of Huashan, so they could “manage” him.

Such kind of heaven and hell should simply be opened in the eunuch’s own household,

instead of abusing their own authority everywhere, claiming they have the right to decide who goes to heaven or hell.

It is shameful.

 

Master Banji

 


 


 


2026年1月20日 星期二

滅絕師太 2 Miejue Abbess 2

 滅絕師太 2

 

有一天阿牛從他的劍看到一些親屬在劍光裡頭閃爍,

 

想說自己已經有劍了,也該讓他們放心,

就跟自己的親屬說說話,

 

不料,這話被公公型的滅絕師太聽到了,

公公型的滅絕師太像得失智症般

亢奮的群起忿恨,


稱他們都是沒有昨天的華山大門派,

我們都不記得昨天了,

怎可能阿牛有昨天?

 

阿牛也看過被丟到失智院的華山門徒,丟到失智院,也沒引起注意,

還惹得失智院照顧的姑娘咬牙切齒,忿恨於華山派,


 

而這對於阿牛的惦記,卻連得「昨天失智症」的華山大門派,竟然意外的沒失智。



 

說也奇怪,這華山派一旦講起故事,都拿5百世興高采烈的講得口沫橫飛,

而「昨天」不被採用記錄在5世裡面,

 

他們已制權認定,這5世,3世,百千萬劫的計算式,是華山派才能有的制定,

 

旦出現其他計算式律誅殺,

 

但這華山派說失智就失智,讓他們稱霸武林,這計算式是

1+1=無限

1-1=無限

-1+-1=無限

(-1)-(-1=無限

 

 

阿牛有段時間也被華山派的計算式搞得天昏地暗,

直到確認

1+11-1

都不會直接=無限時,

才喘口氣來。

 

被華山派紙上劍譜害慘過的阿牛,

在鑄劍成功後,

是不可能再為那些紙上的計算式迷宮困惑,

 

那些華山計算式燒的火候不對,

要嘛把鐵燒得沒了蹤跡,

要嘛把鐵還原成土,


而寫那些計算式的華山派,連侯在夢裡也沒算出來過。

 

這樣搞,到達無限生命時,劍連影子還沒看過!

半寄




Miejue Abbess 2

One day, A-Niu saw the images of his relatives shining inside his sword.
He thought that since he finally had a sword,
he should speak to them and let them rest easy.

Unfortunately, the eunuch-like Miejue Abbess overheardhim. She reacted as if she were senile—suddenly overexcited and bursting into furious outrage.

She insisted that they were all from the Huashan Grand Sect, a sect with no past. “We don’t remember yesterday at all,” they said.
“So how could A-Niu have one?”

A-Niu had seen Huashan disciples sent to mental institutions.
No one cared.
Only the young women working there grew angry and resentful,
blaming the Huashan Sect.

But when it came to their concern for A-Niu, the great Huashan sect—usually ‘forgetful even about yesterday’—was unexpectedly not forgetful at all.

Whenever they told stories,
they excitedly talked about events from five hundred lifetimes ago.
But “yesterday” was never counted as part of those five hundred lives.

They claimed that only Huashan had the right to define time and numbers:
five hundred lives, three lives,
hundreds of thousands of kalpas.
Any other way of counting was forbidden and destroyed.

By choosing when to be “demented,”
the Huashan Sect controlled the martial world.
Their math looked like this:

(1)+(1) = infinity
(1)-(1) = infinity
(-1)+(-1)= infinity
(-1)-(-1) = infinity

For a while, A-Niu was completely confused by this.
Only after confirming that
1 + 1
and
 1
do not equal infinity
did he finally feel relief.

After being harmed by Huashan’s paper sword manuals,
and after forging a real sword himself,
A-Niu could no longer be trapped by meaningless formulas.

Huashan’s calculations burned at the wrong temperature:
either the iron disappeared,
or it turned back into dirt.
Even the Huashan sect, so busy writing out calculations,                     never managed to figure out the right timing—even in their dreams.

With methods like this,
even if someone lived forever,
they would never even see the shadow of a sword.

Master Banji

 


 

滅絕師太1 Miejue Abbess1

 滅絕師太1

 

昨天看南禪讀者很激動,有點不捨,也寫一下!

 

很久沒看到公公型變現的滅絕師太了!

害我們這些金庸迷好生孤單,

 

公公型的滅絕師太表演下滅絕手段,

社會有了華山幾大門派大會師,

這樣才熱鬧,不然都快百年孤寂了!

 

起因

很多人去讀鑄劍的方法,一大群人一輩子都還停留在書上的鑄劍方法裡,

 

突然有一天,看到有一個人怎麼把劍鑄出來了!

於是展開江湖追殺,

其中以公公型的滅絕師太最賣力,

因為別人手裡有劍,日夜睡不著。

 

根據阿牛表示,他從小資質差,只能玩泥巴,

有一天發覺泥巴裡面含有鐵,

就很努力地慢慢收集鐵,去鑄劍。

 

餓了就找東西餵飽自己,成天到晚也沒有什麼人來關心他,

當人們知道他手裡有劍的時候,

突然有很多人自稱是他的爹娘,

要來管東管西,

 

目的請交出劍來,廢掉你的武功。

 

阿牛覺得很奇怪,經常舉辦華山論劍的名門正派,

沒劍可論,也該看看妖魔亂舞該如何處理?

怎可能只注意阿牛手上的劍?

 

利用一堆只剩大腦直接反射的群眾,到處煽風點火,

 

這一堆沸沸揚揚的人們,

也沒腦認知這華山大門派,什麼時候這麽精進、勤勞在對付個人?

 

強裝做是別人的爹娘要教訓人,直接硬搶他們手上欠缺的劍,

 

天下就這等事最便宜,只有公公型的滅絕師太想得出來,

動動嘴,不可多得的寶物就入手。

 

讀者跟著看一下小說中的武林外傳,增長見識。

哈哈😄

 

半寄

 

Miejue Abbess1

 

Yesterday, I noticed intense emotional reactions among readers NanZen.
Out of a sense of sympathy, I felt compelled to write a few words myself.

It has been a long time since we last saw the eunuch-likeMiejue Abbess perform her familiar role.
Those of us who grew up reading Jin Yong have felt rather abandoned.

If this eunuch-like Miejue Abbess were to once again display her trademark tactics,
and if society could stage a grand assembly of the so-called Huashan orthodox sects,
things might finally feel lively again.
Otherwise, we are drifting toward a century of solitude.

 

How It All Began

Many people devote themselves to reading about methods of forging swords.
Yet a large number of them spend their entire lives stuck at the level of written techniques.

Then one day, someone actually forges a real sword.

At that moment, a witch hunt begins across the martial world.

The most enthusiastic participant is the eunuch-like Miejue Abbess
because she cannot stand seeing someone else holding a sword.

 

A- Niu claims that he was not smart from childhood and could only play with mud.

One day, he found iron in the mud.

So he slowly collected it to forge a sword.

When he was hungry, he found food himself.

No one cared about him day after day.

 

But once people heard he had a sword,
many suddenly showed up, saying they were his parents,
wanting to control him.

 

Their real aim was obvious:
surrender the sword,
and have your abilities destroyed.

 

 

A-Niu found this very strange.
The so-called orthodox sects frequently host Huashan Sword Debates,
yet they have no swords of their own.

Shouldn’t they also deal with the chaos and monsters in the world?
Why focus only on Ah Niu’s sword?

They use crowds who react without thinking
to spread rumors and stir trouble.

 


 

These noisy people never stop to think
why did the great Huashan sects suddenly put in so much effort

just to attack one person?

 

Pretending to act like parents,.
they directly grab the sword they themselves lack.

Nothing in the world is cheaper than this kind of behavior.


Nothing in the world is cheaper than this kind of behavior.
Only a eunuch-style Miejue Abbess could think of it—
just talk a little, and a rare treasure is yours.

Readers can treat this as a martial-arts story
and learn something from it.

Haha 😄

 

Master Banji