滅絕師太
昨天看南禪讀者很激動，有點不捨，也寫一下！
很久沒看到公公型變現的滅絕師太了！
害我們這些金庸迷好孤單，
公公型的滅絕師太表演一下滅絕手段，
社會有了華山幾大門派大會師，
這樣才熱鬧，不然都快百年孤寂了！
起因：
很多人去讀鑄劍的方法，一大群人一輩子都還停留在書上的鑄劍方法裡，
突然有一天，看到有一個人怎麼把劍鑄出來了！
於是展開江湖追殺，
其中以公公型的滅絕師太最賣力，
因為別人手裡有劍，他日夜睡不著。
根據阿牛表示，他從小資質差，只能玩泥巴，
有一天發覺泥巴裡面含有鐵，
就很努力地慢慢收集鐵，去鑄劍。
餓了就找東西餵飽自己，成天到晚也沒有什麼人來關心他，
當人們知道他手裡有劍的時候，
突然有很多人自稱是他的爹娘，
要來管東管西，
阿牛覺得很奇怪，經常舉辦華山論劍的名門正派，
沒劍可論，也該看看妖魔亂舞該如何處理？
怎可能只注意阿牛手上的劍？
利用一堆只剩大腦直接反射的群眾，到處煽風點火，
這一堆沸沸揚揚的人們，
也沒腦認知這華山大門派什麼時候這麽勤勞在對付一個人？
強裝做是別人的爹娘要教訓人，直接硬搶他們手上欠缺的劍，
天下就這等事最便宜，只有公公型的滅絕師太想得出來，
動動嘴，不可多得的寶物就入手。
讀者跟著看一下小說中的武林外傳，增長見識。
哈哈😄
半寄
Yesterday, I noticed intense emotional reactions among readers NanZen.
Out of a sense of sympathy, I felt compelled to write a few words myself.
It has been a long time since we last saw the eunuch-likeMiejue Abbess perform her familiar role.
Those of us who grew up reading Jin Yong have felt rather abandoned.
If this eunuch-like Miejue Abbess were to once again display her trademark tactics,
and if society could stage a grand assembly of the so-called Huashan orthodox sects,
things might finally feel lively again.
Otherwise, we are drifting toward a century of solitude.
How It All Began
Many people devote themselves to reading about methods of forging swords.
Yet a large number of them spend their entire lives stuck at the level of written techniques.
Then one day, someone actually forges a real sword.
At that moment, a witch hunt begins across the martial world.
The most enthusiastic participant is the eunuch-like Miejue Abbess
because she cannot stand seeing someone else holding a sword.
One day, he found iron in the mud.
So he slowly collected it to forge a sword.
When he was hungry, he found food himself.
No one cared about him day after day.
But once people heard he had a sword,
many suddenly showed up, saying they were his parents,
wanting to control him.
Their real aim was obvious:
surrender the sword,
and have your abilities destroyed.
A-Niu found this very strange.
The so-called orthodox sects frequently host Huashan Sword Debates,
yet they have no swords of their own.
Shouldn’t they also deal with the chaos and monsters in the world?
Why focus only on Ah Niu’s sword?
They use crowds who react without thinking
to spread rumors and stir trouble.
These noisy people never stop to think
why the great Huashan sects suddenly work so hard
just to attack one person.
Pretending to act like parents,.
they directly grab the sword they themselves lack.
Nothing in the world is cheaper than this kind of behavior.
Only a eunuch-style Miejue Abbess could think of it—
just talk a little, and a rare treasure is yours.
Readers can treat this as a martial-arts story
and learn something from it.
Haha 😄
Master Banji
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